Friday, November 20, 2009

God created Heaven and Earth - and Queensland.

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and its going to be a great world of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth and showed him different countries and pointed out the people who live there.

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?" Ah," said God. "That's Queensland, the most glorious place on earth. A land of sunshine, there are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of beautiful rain forests, magnificent islands and beaches, a beautiful reef, the world's finest sportsmen and women, artists, musicians, writers, philosophers, explorers and, he continued, unfortunately, politicians, like Anna Bligh, who adulterated their pristine water with poisonous Sodium Silicofluoride, wrongly believing that it will stop tooth decay. So, I have to work on them to bring them in line or make them lose the next election. (That would be awfully nice! - Werner)

The picture below shows you Tasmanians that have been drinking fluoridated water for 50 years, just click on the picture to enlarge and have a close look at their "perfect" teeth!

There is also an abundance of minerals and fantastic farming land. And, he continued: “There is the seaside village of Yorkeys Knob, just north of Cairns, where you will find Werner Schmidlin, who has his own blog now, which contains very interesting reading,” he said, enthusiastically. You will find Werner’s blog at:

Queensland is a place where everyone from around the world will come for their holidays to relax and enjoy themselves. The people from Queensland are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth, with the sad exception of politicians.

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance? God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the idiots I'm putting next to them in New South Wales and especially in Canberra ACT.

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